I have a grim announcement to make (cue that one Green Day song they play at graduation parties and the end of TV series): because of the start of exams next week this is going to be my last column of the semester. Anyways, we at the Carolina Review are…
Mid-Semester Awards
I was planning on doing an article soliciting suggestions about a Halloween costume. But one of my friends is going as Dennis Rodman and I can’t imagine topping that, so I decided to come up with some mid-semester Carolina Review Awards (sort of like when pundits give out mid-season awards…
More News that the DTH Simply Refuses to Report
… because it’s completely made up. As with last week, these news stories are satirical. Senior breaks up with boyfriend because of decreasing quality of Facebook banter CHAPEL HILL (CR)- “At the beginning of the relationship, right when we were entering the send-each-other-Bumper-Stickers-everyday phase, he used to write witty posts…
Nigerian Princes, Mad Men, Unitarians, and so much more!
My last three posts were long, serious (for TMWWT), and narcissistic. So my next few posts are going to be short, silly, and have nothing to do with me. Today, I have some satirical news items. Some are just headlines; some are story fragments. If you like them, I’ll post…