As I sat down in the Carolina Review office with the door shut, I heard a quick scuttle of steps coming up to the office. After a short pause, I heard an envelope being shoved under the door, a quick knock, and frantic retreating followed by silence. On the front of the envelope, it simply stated “SBP.” The list read as follows:
This are the rumored candidates for your Student Body President. Tune in tomorrow at 6 and 8 P.M.!!!